how to dance good

Spring is sprung, the taggers is come

Does anyone read Tag? someone stuck it on our garage.





and in a moment of originality stuck another one on the road thus:

I think it is arabic-based tagging, or possibly Cambodian.







But on a better note:






this is my favourite time to look at nature.

When was the last time you used Pall Mall's famous length to get into the pants of a lady? Outstanding. and natural.

Trainspotting

One day we left the house.

I saw a train.

No one used heroin.

oh and then we got sick with this shitty thing called influenza which makes your feverish and sore and cough both lungs up. Pity really.

kiwislaughter

do you know that your kiwisaver money might be funding armaments? I nearly gave a bunch of currency to Boeing.

but there are ethical investment alternatives available.

.

Which one did you fund?

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Why I dispise nature

Some clever clogs started a stink trick whereby he (white, male, corporate I'm guessing) equated "NATURAL" with the romantic ideas of the old. You know - good health, peaceful dew drops, clear skies, a picturesque village with ubiquitous chattering and giggling of children, the biggest lentil plants you've ever seen...





This was clever because now he could market all sorts of shit with the adjective: NATURAL and wonderous feelings would glow from the consumer. Not just veges, but stereos ("Kenwood, Naturally"), and they sky was the limit as far as what NATURAL would market.



And its tempting to say its all good. Getting simple on it. making your own beer, organic gardens, getting out of the city.... ahhhh...



But actually NATURE is full of shit. NATURE means lying on a dirt floor, can't sleep cause of the flea's (yeah like garlic really gets rid of those), festering wounds (yeah like garlic really gets rid of those), poxed, rabid, freezing cold, headachy, isolated, nackered from fricking hard work, predated, hungry from crop failure....

NATURE means death for 30% of babies,



Here's the clincher:

NATURE is where the only music is what comes out of your own mouth

(AAARRHHHSSSSGGGRRRRTTTTAAATTTAAA!!!)



NATURE is red in tooth and claw (Tennyson I believe)



ok enough of that.

Why then is it a GOOD thing that preservative-free dog food is NATURAL????

These are some thoughts that I have had

Books on socialism should really be for The People. for the Proletarian masses. for the powerless worker. But they're really hard to read and make your brain hurt.




Never trust a rich socialist




Never trust a rich capitalist even more.



Beware the claim after: "I know for a fact..."


People use chemicals to stop insects pooing on your apples. How many chemicals/infectious agents/toxins in insect poo?
Oh... you don't know do you?
Oh... and they also dribble, and wee and copulate.
And apparently organic stuff is better for you.